The Crotch-less Bathing Suit & Why I Hate It + Costabella & Cebu Yacht Club Photo Diary

I don’t understand this season’s obsession with crotches and long arm holes- I FUCKING HATE IT! And yet I was dumb enough to try the trend out anyways. I really am a schmuck. But curiosity got the best of me and I succumbed to the trend for the heck of it. So ladies and gents, if you’ve never seen it (in which you haven’t), here is my crotch in all it’s glory. I don’t know why anyone would possibly want to see it but I’m showing it to you anyways! ?

So my family and I took a trip to Costabella and then Cebu Yacht club for dinner which was when I decided to take my scandalous one piece suit out. Now, I don’t know if it’s a body issue thing or a personal space issue, but wearing this particular piece made me feel more naked than actually being naked so it’s a no go for me.

Here are some reasons why I disliked- hated this piece:
1. It showed off my nipples – there was sufficient amount of blurring of certain areas because this suit came with no paddings. Don’t get me wrong, the fabric was a beautiful corduroy-esque stretchy material but god, if I wanted people to see my nipples, I would never have bothered to invest in padded bras.

2. It covered very little of my frontal area – well obviously, as it is a crotchless bathing suit, but that’s the risk I took when I bought the damn thing.

3. It covered very little of my back area – “Do you want to see the moon? Well, you’re gonna!”

4. You need to get a wax before wearing this piece.

I can easily see how this piece could be an empowering article of clothing that every woman could need in their life and I’m all about that… just not on me. Maybe I’m a little old fashioned and I like keeping whatever ought to be hidden, hidden and well, if I wanted to be naked, I should have just done it right away.

So why did I buy this suit anyways if I knew I was gonna hate it? Because you can’t fully wear a suit at the dressing room of Forever 21 and I REALLY wanted to know what I looked like in it.

Forever the fashion victim,
Issa, puh-lease

Things to do in the south if Cebu (Updated)- Best Activities/ Adventures, Sample Itinerary, Places To Eat/ Stay, Etc.

About a year ago, I shared with you a short video and a poorly thought of itinerary of a few things that you can do in the South of Cebu. Since I released that video, I’ve made it my life’s mission to improve that entry and give you guys a better list of things you can do while vacationing in the beautiful Queen City of the South. I’ve definitely made an effort to try out new things while traveling, to be more observant and to think of things that you guys will enjoy on your own!

But before anything else, I might need to give you a little backstory- if you’ve never been to Cebu, us locals like to section it out into 4 parts:

  1. Metro Cebu – the center of Cebu where the general consensus is. This area includes a lot of man-made tourist destinations which may or may not have any historical value on our city but they’re nice to look at and the food is pretty awesome!
  2. North of Cebu – the north of Cebu basically consist of towns such as Consolacion, Liloan, Compostela, Danao, Carmen, Catmon, Sogod, Borbon, Tabogon & Bogo. While I don’t have much input about that area (for now), I’ll definitely work on them if you guys want me to!
  3. South of Cebu  the south of Cebu is made up of a bunch of towns namely Talisay, Minganilla, Naga, San Fernando, Carcar, Sibonga, Argao, Dalaguete, Alcoy, Bourbon, Oslob, Sanatander, Ginatilan, Malabuyoc, Alegria, Badian, Moal Boal, Alcantara Ronda, Dumanjug & Barili. It’s huge and if you look at the map (below) it is completely possible for you to pass through each town and end up where you started- this makes travelling super effective and allows you to pass through it without going back and forth.

    Map taken from Archie Off Duty

    4. The Mountains of Cebu – Cebu is extremely blessed to be minutes away from the beaches, city and even the mountains. There are lots of things to see and explore in this area and I will most definitely make another list for you guys in the future so we can bring this whole exploring Cebu gig into a full circle.

In this post, we will be discovering the South of Cebu because 1. I have almost mastered the place and 2. I can never get enough of it! I am completely drawn to this provincial area of Cebu as it filled with activities and it is super underrated. Whether you want to climb mountains, go swimming with sea creatures, jump off of waterfalls or simply look at them (but why?)- there is definitely something that you and your friends/ guests can enjoy here so, without further ado, enjoy!

Getting Around

BY CAR. I would highly suggest that you get a car and drive it on your own, if you can. Driving in the south is literally a straight line and with technology, you can Waze your way through anything and anywhere so try Googling the best car rental service for you since you might be on the road for a while (depending on what activities you’re actually considering doing).

BY BUS. Getting around by bus is also pretty simple and does not cost a lot. The problem with using public transportation though is probably having to pattern your trips according to bus schedules but this does not mean it’s impossible. If you’re into that kind of thing, you can check out Ceres’ bus schedules here. Only ride Ceres buses. You’ll understand why when you see it.

First stop: CAR- CAR

I love Car- car. Paolo’s businesses are in Car- car and I spent two years of my life learning to live on my own there. I learned how to cook through a rice cooker, I learned the value of money there and I learned so much about myself in this wonderful land of shoes and chicharon. Honestly, you’re only going to spend a couple of hours there since it’s basically a transient road but it doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it! So here’s a quick list of things you can while passing through:

1. Shop!
Car-car is known to have made the world’s largest shoe at one point and I am guessing, this town has made a huge profit out of manufacturing shoes for local sellers and retailers. If you’re into shoes and sandals, I highly suggest dropping by the Car- car shoe expo which is an array of shoe stalls in a small compound along the main road. Shoes ranging from P150.00 up and their designs are up to date and pretty sturdy for their price.

My most favorite place in the world to shop is Gaisano Car-car because it’s cheap, the locals hardly shop there (which means I always have dibs on the fashionable items) and IT’S CHEAP! If you’re an avid reader of my blog and vlog, you’ll know I talk about Gaisano Car-car more than I actually should.

2. Taste Car- car’s Famous Lechon.
You cannot simply come to Cebu and not taste our lechon- it’s like a mortal sin. And while I love the vegans/ vegetarians of the world, I still think it’s a mighty shame to miss out of this city’s pride and joy. If you’ve already had lechon in Cebu, Car-car’s lechon is slightly different as it comes with… wait for it… sauce.

Shopping for lechon is an amazing experience in itself as the public market where the lechon can be bought is always filled with colorful personalities and faces. There are no proper places to eat there though so I suggest that you buy the lechon at the public market (near the rotunda), take it across the street to the 711 building, climb to the 3rd floor (Cafe Terraza) and eat your lechon there. All you need to do is order drinks and you’re set!

Second stop: SIBONGA

1. Appreciate the splendor of Simala Shrine

The Philippines is a heavily Christian country which means we are full of beautiful churches and influences. Simala is the biggest and grandest of them all, specifically in Cebu. Now, I’m not particularly religious nor Catholic but I’ve been there a couple of times and you don’t need to be a specific something to appreciate some majestic piece of work!

Third stop: DALAGUETE

1. Climb Cebu’s Highest Peak at Osmeña Peak

Climbing Osmeña peak is probably one of the major things you’d want to accomplish on your trip to the south and there are a lot of things that you should know about it. I’ll be making a separate blog entry about this so make sure to subscribe to this website for more updates!

Fourth stop: OSLOB

1. Whale Shark Watching

I’m sure you’ve heard of it. Honestly, I don’t completely support it so you’re gonna have to hop on over to another blog for more information about this.

2. Check out Tumalog Falls

It’s steep!

Fifth stop: SAMBOAN

1. Climb 7 levels of waterfalls at Aguinid Falls

Aguinid falls is a beautiful cluster of waterfalls located in Samboan, Cebu. The drive is far but the fruits of your labor are unlike any other.

Entrance to Aguinid falls is P40.00 but more importantly, your tour guide fee is up to you- note: you will require 2 to guide you through all 7 levels (7 different falls) and they will also assist in carrying your things, ensuring your safety and even taking your photos. I talked to our guide and was disheartened to find out that oftentimes they don’t even get paid by tourists which is literally the ONLY way they make money. I understand our desires to save even when travelling but don’t skimp out where it matters the most, guys.

Next. As I said, there are 7 levels/ falls in the area, each more beautiful than the last. The first 4 levels are ground level whilst the last 3 require you to climb up a chiseled rock wall with a rope as a guide leading up to not only falls but even small pools that you can relax, jump into and climb.

You also need to go between walls & climb boulders all covered with running fresh water which really is an adventure of its own.

Once you’re done, you can help yourself to some local snacks and delicacies offered by the friendly locals who have set up stalls along the area.

2. Cook Yourself Alive

Samboan has the only Kawa Hot Bath in Cebu and I made a separate blog entry about it for you to check out here.

Sixth stop: BADIAN

1. Go Canyoneering

Canyoneering has been around for a while in Cebu with their own certain struggles and controversies over the past years. Whatever you’ve heard, I’ve heard and discussed about on my podcast, Issa Talks. If you want to try it out for yourself, my biggest suggestion would be to get a tour guide- it might cost a little bit more but it’s a small fee to pay for your optimum safety. You can find out more information about my experience there on this blog entry.

2. End up in Kawasan Falls

Prior to my previous entry, canyoneering will take you all the way to the 2nd falls of Kawasan, Cebu’s most popular falls. However, I’ve previously learned that guests are no longer allowed to jump off the 2nd falls so if you want to skip the whole canyoneering experience and go straight to Kawasan, it would be a great place for you and family guests to lounge and perhaps get a massage waterfalls.

Seventh stop: MOAL BOAL

1. Swim with the fishes.

Moal Boal is one of the most beautiful places for diving, aquatic adventures and beautiful sights. I love going back to that place and whenever I need a break from the city or a place to vacation, I instantly bring our guests here. Here are a few things you can do here:

  • Go on a sardine run
  • Swim with the dolphins and turtles

To find out more information about it, check out this post.

And that’s basically it! There’s probably more to do in the south and I promise to come back and edit this periodically if anything new comes up.

If you find all this information a little bit overwhelming and would like someone to walk you through this, feel free to leave a comment in the section below or you can email me at contactissaplease@gmail.com. Pick out what specific activities you’d like to do, how many days you have, your budget (if any) and what you need help with and I’ll help you out! I can help you with your accommodations, transpo and general enjoyment.

I hope you enjoyed this post and that it helps you out in anyway. I truly enjoyed this post and I’m looking forward to filling out the missing entries to help you put everything into place.

Come to Cebu, you will REALLY enjoy it here! I can’t wait to see you!

xx,

Issaplease

KJM Cosmetics Lip & Cheek Tint Vlog & Blog Reaction

I’m a little late (as I always am) when it comes to make up trends but the KJM Cosmetics Lip & Cheek tint was something I honestly paid very little attention to since its first appearance in Cebu early this year. Sure, I saw it on racks on racks on racks whenever I went shopping but I never really bothered to ask what the big deal was nor did I care to try it out. In my head I thought to myself that, “it was just another lip and cheek tint” and that tints were sooo high school (and college) but I was surprisingly wrong. Lip and cheek tints are very much real, my friends!

What is KJM Cosmetics Lip & Cheek tint?

I tried researching it but their official website doesn’t really answer any real questions like, “why are they so famous?” and “what are they made of?” but Kimpossibly Gorgeous’ raves that it’s a Filipino brand and continues on her own review with an ecstatic yey for Pinoy Pride. Yey from me too!

My supplier and the beloved sponsor of this post, Let’s Stylize, did mention though that the products are organic and therefore are safe to consume (if you like to consume lip tint?).

anyways.

As requested, I pulled out 5/ 10 shades that Let’s Stylize has to offer and this week, I have made it my sole purpose to try out, test and share my sentiments with my wonderful readers about what I think about the KJM Cosmetics Lip & Cheek tint.

I DID A FACEBOOK LIVE!

If you haven’t gotten around to watching the vlog, here’s a run through of the video:

What makes a good lip and cheek tint?
I thought long and hard (lol, jk, I used common sense) and thought about what comprised a good/ decent tint and came to the conclusion that it takes the factors: consistency, longevity and price point.

Consistency. The tint is light weight but much to my dismay, is oil based. Unfortunately for me, I hate oil and I quickly found out in the video that oil tends to spill on to your teeth if you’re not careful and will tint your teeth, as well. Although, I wouldn’t really think of this as a bad thing because you can always allow the tint to dry or dab the tint in portions before smacking your lips together. Either route, the oil dries up and you’re not left in this predicament for too long.

Longevity. You obviously want your tint to last long because who likes constantly reapplying make up anyways? I certainly don’t! Reviews say that this products lasts up from 3- 6 hours, depending on how often you wet your lips and I definitely wanted to put this to the test or… tests, rather!


EXPERIMENT NO. 1: The wet wipe test

EXPERIMENT NO. 2: The water test

EXPERIMENT NO. 3: The food test

EXPERIMENT NO. 4: The kissing test

EXPERIMENT NO. 5: The drop test (not a part of longevity but let’s throw it in there anyways!)

If you want to see the results… please watch the video. And while you’re at it, like, SUBSCRIBE & leave some love in the comments section below 😀

Price Point. A bottle of this tint will cost you about P150.00 and is said to last you a looong time (according to Youtube reviews). I’d say, it’s a pretty penny to pay and I definitely think it hits the sweet spot, price-wise.

 Here are some swatches:


BARE FACE


Bittersweet Magenta (on cheeks only)


Bittersweet Magenta (on cheeks & lips)


Vibe
See what I meant by it going on your teeth!


Fused


Girl Talk


Tango

Conclusion.
Although I really did have an issue with it being oil based, it’s pretty forgivable and since shooting this video, I have incorporated the tint in my daily make up routine.

I could tell you all about it, really. But I’d rather you watch the video so please, do me the honors!! ❤

That’s all that I have for today, dear friends and beloved readers!

If you want to get your own KJM Lip & Cheek Tints, feel free to message Let’s Stylize or drop by your nearest Emporium concept store.

Let me know if you enjoyed my beauty review and if there’s anything you’d fancy I try out and experiment on again.

Til the next,

Issa P.

IssaTalks (Episode 28) with Travelee: Exploring Cebu & The Philippines

We talk about traveling around the Philippines, specifically Cebu and the best of the best

I forgot to use my indoor voice again…. Sorry for screaming.

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There’s Something For You At The Metro Sidewalk Sale

Calling all shoppers! Your favorite Metro Department Stores & Supermarkets are celebrating their annual Sidewalk Sale starting today, September 15 up to Sunday, September 17. It’s an all- out markdown extravaganza with huge slashes on prices from grocery goods, clothes, appliances, furniture and much more!

There’s an old Cebuano belief that goes, “there’s something for you at the Metro!” (HAHA!) and this belief does not go without truth! I spent the entire day there scouring every bit and corner to show you guys the best finds there and here they are:

For Mom
(or even your sister, aunts and/or girl friends)

Metro knows you work extra hard at keeping everything and everyone in order so for this sale, expect great discounts on grocery items, household items, and even early Christmas presents!


 

 

For Dad
(or the man/ men of your life)

Whether you’re spoiling your father, brother, boyfriend or husband- there’s always something cheap and interesting that he will surely enjoy! Make sure you drop by the 2nd basement to check out the appliance and power tool section and their huge discounts.

For the health junkies

Whether you’re shopping for healthy food to stock up on or preparing for your next visit to the gym or in the great outdoors- there are so many great and cheap finds at Metro!

Young Couples

BTW, welcome to the married life! I’m sure there’s a lot you can add to your growing home and where else can you get your appliances but at the Metro! They have great, affordable and quality appliances which you and your family can enjoy for years to come!

p.s. I bought a toaster, an induction cooker wok and an iron! 😀

For the travel blogger/ vlogger, adrenaline and adventure seekers

Looking for a thrill? Metro has everything you need to jump start your adventure! Check out their tent prices for an awesome time.

  

Fashionistas

How could I ever forget about you/ us? Metro’s selection of make up are flowing at the brim and you can bet that your favorites brands are on sale! So whether you’re stalking up for yourself, to give as a gift or to include in an Youtube video- rest assured you can find it there!


For the whiz in the kitchen

For the rising Youtube star

Are you a singer or do you like to do challenges? You’ll be surprised to find what you’ll discover along the racks of Metro! Don’t forget to subscribe to me!

 

Still haven’t found what you’re looking for? Maybe these might help!

As part of the fun, six (6) 32gb iPhone 7 smartphones and six (6) 32gb Apple TVs will also be given away to Metro’s lucky shoppers. Metro truly makes shopping easier with one-stop value-for-money services while offering premium merchandise sold at the most affordable prices.

For more information on The Metro Sidewalk Sale, please visit their website. You can also like and follow their Facebook page and their Instagram.

I am so blessed and grateful for this life and for all the opportunities and blessings Inhave received and continue to receive everyday. Universe, please don’t get me wrong and take this away from me but I would really like to crawl inside a hole and not come out for days right now. 😩

Cebu traffic and just being out the whole day is so stressful! Pfffft.

Loving Your Body [Shot by Hub Pacheco]

I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to post these or any sets of photos that I’ve recently done over the year but these photos are waaay overdue.

A good friend on mine, Hub Pacheco and I, decided to meet up in Manila while I was there for my Chicken, Pork, Adobo Christimas party. It was such a relief seeing a familiar face while I was there as I was definitely outside of my comfort zone. Speaking of comfort zones, this shoot was also one of them.

I’m not fond of intimate shoots purely for the reason that it leaves the onlookers with nothing else to look at but myself. When you’re shooting an outfit photo, there are so many things that come into play- I make you look at a beautiful photo with beautiful backdrops and clothes to match. In a shoot like this, it’s just me and I honestly don’t know how I feel about that.

It also doesn’t help that I have gained about 20 lbs since these photos were taken.

But through weight gain and a slow road to self acceptance, I have learned that weight is something you can gain and lose as you please- self love and confidence is something you gain overtime and it’s not something that should come and go like your BMI. So I have always chosen to love myself because I owe myself THAT much and ykw, I do!

  

Also, wine makes me sleepy.

Issa P.

[VLOG] August 2017 Vlog- Dinner In The Dark, Cebu Grocers, Working Abroad, Travelling In Cebu, Etc.

Just a lot of bits and clips of the month that has passed…

Let me know what you would want to see in the comments below!

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All my love,
Issaplease

 

IssaTalks (Episode 27) with Vice Ganda 2017 Kalokalike Winner, Nap Kin (Bisaya/ Tagalog Podcast)

We talk about the entertainment industry, hosting and thrift shopping (and penis sizes)

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