I don’t know about any of you but I just had the best poop after 3 days so my valentines is pretty much set.

Happy Valentines to all you hopeless romantic, head in the sky, go big or go home love birds out there. I hope you all wither and die along with your over priced bouquet of flowers….. Just kidding. I’m not bitter. I actually do have a love life.

Honesty brings you a long way and surprisingly, people will understand when you tell them you had to find yourself which explains a period of absence in your life.

The best part is that when you decide to come back, they’re still there waiting for you and cheering you on which just makes all of this just so awesome.

Parts of me are still sad, parts of me still want to do other things (which in my opinion, will never ever go away) but at least now, I’m more enthusiastic about the things that I want to improve and I am more determined to get.more.done.

Looking forward to tomorrow. And the weekend. Definitely the weekend 🙂

xx

When people tell me I gained weight but I look better than I used to…

“but I’m not skinny anymore? :|”

I deleted a previous entry due to the use of profanities.

I dropped the F bomb and I sincerely apologies for such behavior- it will not happen again.

I don’t like mushy, I’m so in love with you Issa- it just doesn’t feel right.

It doesn’t make me feel strong.

So if you read that article where I was caught using the word FOREVER- I have retracted my statement!

Let’s all go back to our lives now. Thanks!

We are strong, independent, self sufficient, I-can-afford-help-so-i-don’t-need-to-learn-how-to-cook kind of women.

Say it, remember it, breathe it and carry it around like it’s a designer handbag that you could afford but wouldn’t usually spend on. Always remember that and hustle.

And try to keep in mind (no matter how hard the struggle is) that every love is different but IF it’s the love you feel is meant for you, then it’s the kind of love that you should never let go of.

char lang. butatek. and that is why you keep a private blog. LOL

I was gonna say something but then I totally forgot. What the fuck?!

Oh, ok maybe I’ll say this instead: I have a hickey on my forehead because my boyfriend is a butt face!

What happens when you get a Brazillian after a really long time? (trimming and shaving, implied)

A lot of pulling and finger slipping in weird places. I feel so violated! Har.

I’ve had this immense need to stop smoking mostly because I feel like I don’t need it in my life anymore. I’ve been cold turkey-ing myself for the past couple of weeks but I do admit to cheating a couple of times especially when I’m bored or pissed or… bored.

I read on 9gag (my chicken soup for the soul) that the first step to quitting is to be broke so I’ve only had 100 in my wallet for the past 5 days which really doesn’t matter when your boyfriend supplies your cigarettes. #fail

I have also signed up for the gym and as much as I want to go everyday, I also do not enjoy having to wash my sports bra everyday either. That and I only own 3 pairs of socks. I’m going to steal some from my mom this weekend though so don’t worry. Not that it’s your problem.

I wonder if other people at the gym have instructors who are fatter than they are, because I do. If you do, how does that make you feel? Is it like, “damn, why is this fat bitch telling ME how to lose weight? She’s got more mass than I do.” or are you just chill about it?

Also, she had the hairiest legs for a woman. It’s almost not even legal to have that much hair on your legs. Look at me ranting.

I gotta poo.

BYE!

Do not pinch a man’s balls when you’re mad- as great as it is for you, it could get you kicked out of the house! HAR. :>

Do turn on the exhaust after every dump and it also doesn’t hurt to bring in a can of Lysol with you. It shows that you are thoughtful.

Do not talk to yourself openly. Some people find that weird. It also gets kind of weird when the person you’re NOT talking to joins in on the conversation and throws you completely off track, making you forget what you wanted to tell yourself in the first place.

Do cheat on SimCity BuildIt but make sure someone else does it before you so you can assure it works. If and when you have to be that person, come up with a good wager in case it back fires.

Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT tell anyone you cheated. To ensure full secrecy, make sure your biggest competition cheats as well. This is your new deepest, darkest secret. hihihi. $$$$

Do thank Paolo for doing all these nice things for you even if he shouldn’t cuz you just squeezed the living day lights out of his nuts. He’s a sweetheart and we intend to keep him. Even if he very rudely interrupts me when I’m having conversations with well… myself!