But Jesus ain’t the only one in chainzzzz this weekend. HAHAHAHAHA

I’m sorry but I just REALLY had to say that!! :))))

But honesty, the least you could do was send me a reply.

You should get married today, because your relationship is a joke. 😂

Whatever. It’s better than being pregnant, Gay and engaged all at the same time.

Why are there so many angels and weird figurines in this house….

Sapphire faded dreams, I hope you get your dreams

Jellyfish are special creatures. They have no heart, brain or other vital body parts that can cause functioning but they still manage to cause significant damage to their enemies.

Just like people. Except jellyfish are prettier.

I’m just so tired and when I’m tired I get depressed and when I’m depressed I start to question everything in my life and when I start to question everything, I realize how unhappy I can get and when I’m unhappy I start to become discontented; sarcastic; crabby and everyone knows I hate this version of Issa as much as the next person does.

I should sue One Direction for the emotional and physical workload they left upon me this weekend. Ugh. WHYYY DID I HAVE TO GO TO THAT CONCERTTTT??

I’ve always found airports interesting. In my head I’m interviewing every single body I bump into.

“hey, where’re you going?”

To visit a loved one.

To explore.

To find myself.

To go home.

To find better opportunities.

To find love.

To forget love.

We’re all heading somewhere and I wish I knew all the reasons why we do.

— Manila. Casey, Cathy. To dance to semi hot, hopefully half naked men aka One Direction.

I don’t know how to make it go away.

I don’t know how.

I don’t know.

I don’t.

don’t.