Dearest North,

One day you will find this blog and you will discover how fond I am of you- which I intend to be for the rest of our lives- and today, the ever apple of my eye, you discovered your balls.

You reached down and screamed, “MOM WHAT IS THIS?!” with a horror on your face.

Oh I wish I could’ve bottled that moment, my dearest little darling boy.

I hope you enjoyed today’s biology lesson!

xx,

mom

I am for the time being out of work. But this just means all contracts have been lived out, are in limbo or internal restructuring is currently taking place which is very common during Q1’s.

This also means that I am faced with the ability to decide what insane life altering choices am I going to make simply for the plot (and the money, duh).

Do I expand- which would be so amazing just like Bryan has been asking me to? Do I lock in on issaplease which is what I perpetually want to do? Do I do both? or do I just chill and see what happens because I do not have the ability to lock in?

In an alternate universe, the answer would be so clear and this would’ve been so fucking cool.