Boy randomness
A. if you could sum up 10 things you want in a guy, what would they be?
1. attractive [someone i could bring around]
2. honest
3. casual
4. has a sense of humor
5. someone who isn’t dense. he doesn’t have to be einstein. someone who you can have sensible conversations is all i really need.
6. spoils me, treats me like a princess. lol.
7. someone who doesn’t pressure me esp. if we aren’t together yet
8. someone who understands me and our situations and the things i want
9. gives time for me
10. isn’t gay
B. choose:
friend; going steady? FRIEND
Shirt; topless? SHIRT, UNLESS HE’S FIIINE
Jock; gangster? JOCK, PLEASE
Basketball; chess? BASKETBALL. THEN I COULD CHALLENGE HIM. SMUG. :>
cheats; has the brains? HAS THE BRAINS BUT STILL CHEATS. LOL. LIKE I CARE. BASTA DILI LAST SA CLASS.
cap; no cap? NO CAP. CAPS ARE GAY.
long hair; short hair? SHORT BUT NOT TOO SHORT
first; last? LAST ā¤ YES, I WNAT TO GET MARRIED SOME DAY
C. What is the sweetest thing a guy could ever do for a girl?
stand outside a girls window in the rain just to tell her that he loves her <33
or
grab his girl infront of all his friends at a party and whisper, “common, let’s make them jealous” [ i hate you, vince. you fag!!]
D. what would you say if your crush asks you…
* is this seat taken?
[inside]nganu, mu lingkod ka?
[reality] no, go ahead and sit.
* grabeh, in love kaayu ko ni (name of your best friend)
[inside] OMG, YOU BITCH! YOU DON’T SAY THAT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU! I HATE BOYS.. </3 š¦
[reality] haha. omg, you do? since when? [fakes an excited smile]
*can you help me with (name of your best friend)
[inside] you don’t wanna be with her.
[reality] uhm, she actually has someone right now but yeah, i’ll do my best.
* sana ikaw nalang ang minahal ko…
[inside] yeah, boys ARE stupid
[reality] oh.. haha?
* why were you starring at me a while ago?
[inside] yes, because you’re absolutely gorgeous, boy.
[reality] haha. YOU WISH!
* i think i’m falling for you…
[inside] i knew you would. and you’re right on time too. HAHA. jp
[reality] lol. so, do you want me to catch you? [cute]
E. what is the sweetest thing a guy can say?
“let’s make them jealous”
F. Where’s the best place to touch you?
hips. omg, i’m a sucker for the hips. it’s my spot.
G. Best gift you can receive from a guy?
ermm.. as of the moment. a bag of ruffles with a note on it that says “You don’t have to worry about gaining weight. You can eat a hundred of these suckers and you’ll still be the prettiest and sexiest girl in this whole planet to me.”
i can dream, noh?
or
anything i’m craving for at the moment
H. Best thing a guy could wear?
nothing. haha. omg, i’m kidding.
I. Best love song of all time?
when did you fall in love with me – chris rice. it’s soo cute.
J. Cheeziest nick name?
wifey. love. baby. boo. honey. i don’t know. i’m not a fan of nicknames. chupz ra kaayu for my taste.
K. Cutest?
babe. maytag angayan pud siya mu ingon.
L. Best movie?
never been kissed and the notebook
M. under the rain or under the stars?
under the rain [hoo humm. that moment felt so perfect then </3]
N. bracelet, stuffed toy, rose? why?
bracelet. cuz everyone can see it. š
O. What is love?
love is magic.
P. Describe a heartbreak.
is the bitter reality that you cannot live life without being stabbed a couple of times.
Q. what if your secret crush fell for…
your best friend?
good luck with that. i don’t know. if i really liked him, i’d be crushed. if we had a thing, i’d be more crushed.
your close friend?
uhm, i wouldn’t know how to act around the girl, i guess.
your worst enemy?
oh, fuck that. he must have REALLY bad taste then.
R. saddest love quote
i don’t know .. yet.
S. Worst thing a guy can say?
she sucked in bed. HAHA.
or that i have bad breath. or that i was really ugly and that he just used me. ā¤
T. What if he cheats on you?
then i would too.
U. Old fashioned or modernized
old fashioned ko oie.
V. Text or call?
call. :]
W. when should you start kissing?
when it’s just you and him and everything seems absolutely perfect.
when the perfect kiss op?
when you’re talking and he kisses you in the middle of your sentence <3333
X. perfect way to ask you to go steady
casual lang ako oie. like, “so, what do you think about me and you?” i don’t want a wedding proposal. that’s too gay.
i don’t play like that.
Y. cheeziest pick up line?
so, YOU’RE A GIRL, HUH?!
Z. what does a guy have to do in order win your heart? [girls personal signs, tests]
* call me!
when i want him to and when he just wants to hear my voice [ok, iss]
* visit me
well, at least make time to see me
* gets with my friends
guys, girls, whateve
* and yeah. i don’t wanna give too much away, you know?
AA. what are your “hard to get” moves?
haha. like i would tell you š
A. if you could sum up 10 things you want in a guy, what would they be?
1. attractive [someone i could bring around]
2. honest
3. casual
4. has a sense of humor
5. someone who isn’t dense. he doesn’t have to be einstein. someone who you can have sensible conversations is all i really need.
6. spoils me, treats me like a princess. lol.
7. someone who doesn’t pressure me esp. if we aren’t together yet
8. someone who understands me and our situations and the things i want
9. gives time for me
10. isn’t gay
B. choose:
friend; going steady? FRIEND
Shirt; topless? SHIRT, UNLESS HE’S FIIINE
Jock; gangster? JOCK, PLEASE
Basketball; chess? BASKETBALL. THEN I COULD CHALLENGE HIM. SMUG. :>
cheats; has the brains? HAS THE BRAINS BUT STILL CHEATS. LOL. LIKE I CARE. BASTA DILI LAST SA CLASS.
cap; no cap? NO CAP. CAPS ARE GAY.
long hair; short hair? SHORT BUT NOT TOO SHORT
first; last? LAST ā¤ YES, I WNAT TO GET MARRIED SOME DAY
C. What is the sweetest thing a guy could ever do for a girl?
stand outside a girls window in the rain just to tell her that he loves her <33
or
grab his girl infront of all his friends at a party and whisper, “common, let’s make them jealous” [ i hate you, vince. you fag!!]
D. what would you say if your crush asks you…
* is this seat taken?
[inside]nganu, mu lingkod ka?
[reality] no, go ahead and sit.
* grabeh, in love kaayu ko ni (name of your best friend)
[inside] OMG, YOU BITCH! YOU DON’T SAY THAT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU! I HATE BOYS.. </3 š¦
[reality] haha. omg, you do? since when? [fakes an excited smile]
*can you help me with (name of your best friend)
[inside] you don’t wanna be with her.
[reality] uhm, she actually has someone right now but yeah, i’ll do my best.
* sana ikaw nalang ang minahal ko…
[inside] yeah, boys ARE stupid
[reality] oh.. haha?
* why were you starring at me a while ago?
[inside] yes, because you’re absolutely gorgeous, boy.
[reality] haha. YOU WISH!
* i think i’m falling for you…
[inside] i knew you would. and you’re right on time too. HAHA. jp
[reality] lol. so, do you want me to catch you? [cute]
E. what is the sweetest thing a guy can say?
“let’s make them jealous”
F. Where’s the best place to touch you?
hips. omg, i’m a sucker for the hips. it’s my spot.
G. Best gift you can receive from a guy?
ermm.. as of the moment. a bag of ruffles with a note on it that says “You don’t have to worry about gaining weight. You can eat a hundred of these suckers and you’ll still be the prettiest and sexiest girl in this whole planet to me.”
i can dream, noh?
or
anything i’m craving for at the moment
H. Best thing a guy could wear?
nothing. haha. omg, i’m kidding.
I. Best love song of all time?
when did you fall in love with me – chris rice. it’s soo cute.
J. Cheeziest nick name?
wifey. love. baby. boo. honey. i don’t know. i’m not a fan of nicknames. chupz ra kaayu for my taste.
K. Cutest?
babe. maytag angayan pud siya mu ingon.
L. Best movie?
never been kissed and the notebook
M. under the rain or under the stars?
under the rain [hoo humm. that moment felt so perfect then </3]
N. bracelet, stuffed toy, rose? why?
bracelet. cuz everyone can see it. š
O. What is love?
love is magic.
P. Describe a heartbreak.
is the bitter reality that you cannot live life without being stabbed a couple of times.
Q. what if your secret crush fell for…
your best friend?
good luck with that. i don’t know. if i really liked him, i’d be crushed. if we had a thing, i’d be more crushed.
your close friend?
uhm, i wouldn’t know how to act around the girl, i guess.
your worst enemy?
oh, fuck that. he must have REALLY bad taste then.
R. saddest love quote
i don’t know .. yet.
S. Worst thing a guy can say?
she sucked in bed. HAHA.
or that i have bad breath. or that i was really ugly and that he just used me. ā¤
T. What if he cheats on you?
then i would too.
U. Old fashioned or modernized
old fashioned ko oie.
V. Text or call?
call. :]
W. when should you start kissing?
when it’s just you and him and everything seems absolutely perfect.
when the perfect kiss op?
when you’re talking and he kisses you in the middle of your sentence <3333
X. perfect way to ask you to go steady
casual lang ako oie. like, “so, what do you think about me and you?” i don’t want a wedding proposal. that’s too gay.
i don’t play like that.
Y. cheeziest pick up line?
so, YOU’RE A GIRL, HUH?!
Z. what does a guy have to do in order win your heart? [girls personal signs, tests]
* call me!
when i want him to and when he just wants to hear my voice [ok, iss]
* visit me
well, at least make time to see me
* gets with my friends
guys, girls, whateve
* and yeah. i don’t wanna give too much away, you know?
AA. what are your “hard to get” moves?
haha. like i would tell you š
| 45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone | |
| whats your name spelt backwards?: | assi |
| What did you do last night?: | stayed up and tried to talk to marc |
| The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: | chris rice songs |
| Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: | haha. hell no |
| Last time you swam in a pool?: | uhm, before xmas break for PE |
| What are you wearing?: | skinny jeans and a tennis shirt |
| How many cars have you owned?: | none |
| Type of music you dislike most?: | opera |
| Are you registered to vote?: | nope |
| Do you have cable?: | yes, i do. |
| What kind of computer do you use?: | an aoc? i unno. |
| Ever made a prank phone call?: | oh yeah! |
| You like anyone right now?: | yeah, i can name a few |
| Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: | of course i would |
| Furthest place you ever traveled?: | states |
| What’s your favorite comic strip?: | archie and the gang š |
| Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: | of ours? yeah. |
| Shower, morning or night?: | morning |
| Best movie you’ve seen in the past month?: | hitch [wait, that was last month. whateve] |
| Favorite pizza toppings?: | cheese |
| Chips or popcorn?: | chips. ruffles! |
| What cell phone provider do you have?: | what? |
| Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: | no. people do that? |
| Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: | lakambini, i think? |
| Orange Juice or apple?: | orange. |
| Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: | my sibs |
| favorite chocolate bar?: | smores!! š |
| Who is your longest friend and how long?: | tanya gandionco. 10 years? |
| Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: | uhm… |
| Have you ever won a trophy?: | medal lang |
| Favorite arcade game?: | racing |
| Ever ordered from an infomercial?: | nope. |
| Sprite or 7-UP?: | whats the diff? |
| Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: | yeah. and it sucks! |
| Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: | wala na diri |
| Ever thrown up in public?: | yeah! fuck |
| Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: | millionaire |
| Do you believe in love at first sight?: | no |
| SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: | SPONGEBOB! |
| Did you have long hair as a young kid?: | nope. i had boys hair! |
| What message is on your voicemail machine?: | don’t have that either! |
| Where would you like to go right now?: | angie’s place. or marc’s. |
| Whats the name of your pet?: | ISSA, CHABEL AND NI�A |
| What kind of back pack do you have, and what’s in it?: | kipling. school shit. |
| What do you think about most?: | about what i’m supposed to do. and if i should decide |
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| Cherry-flavored | |
| Name the first thing that comes to mind for each of the following: | |
| Highlighter: | yellow green and a turtle HAHA |
| Rain: | paolo abellana |
| Mouse: | fat rat |
| Marx: | marc. LOL |
| Wallet: | hello kitty. [cuz mine’s hk] |
| Puppy: | poochy [my pup] |
| Sky: | blue? |
| Money: | benjamin |
| Friends: | chabel |
| Hadoken: | EDUQUE! |
| Aim: | arrows |
| Wonderful: | disaster |
| Camera: | olympus |
| Tripod: | feet? |
| Seventeen: | mandy moore |
| Bless: | bless me father for i have sinned.? |
| Stars: | switchfoot |
| Acronym: | AKA |
| Pink: | MAFIA |
| Groceries: | yamoo |
| Subliminal: | pain? |
| College: | NURSING <!–3 |
| Nighttime: | i love you’s |
| Emerald Hill: | valley? /:) |
| 24: | hours |
| Existence: | my very existence |
| Organ: | heart |
| Goo Goo Dolls: | vudu |
| Power-button: | OH NO |
| Tinfoil: | aluminum foil |
| Soccer: | baseball |
| Name: | issa |
| Forward: | mesage |
| Lord: | Byron ? ambot sad kaha |
| Index: | index card |
| Entrance: | and exit |
| Fence: | pickets |
| DVD: | hitch |
| Ancient: | history |
| Thr33: | mee |
| Rhinoceros: | horns |
| Dream: | kirsten dunst’s dream of me |
| Garden: | arden š |
| Lightning: | rod |
| Random: | michelle |
| Spelling: | akeelah and the bee |
| Evolution: | charles darwin |
| Icon: | iCON |
| Table: | chair |
| Ring: | marriage |
| Scratch: | paper |
| Pixel: | perfect |
| Illuminate: | lights |
| Scroll: | down |
| Card: | number |
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