Dearest North,

One day you will find this blog and you will discover how fond I am of you- which I intend to be for the rest of our lives- and today, the ever apple of my eye, you discovered your balls.

You reached down and screamed, “MOM WHAT IS THIS?!” with a horror on your face.

Oh I wish I could’ve bottled that moment, my dearest little darling boy.

I hope you enjoyed today’s biology lesson!

xx,

mom